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yashamura
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:30 pm 
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TUKANG JAMU DAN TUKANG BEBEK

Dikisahkan ada seorang tukang jamu yang seksi, kulit putih, bodi semlohay, dan banyak pelanggan pula.
salah satu pelanggannya adalah amin, penjual bebek di kampung setempat.

Amin:"neng,jamunya satu dong..."
Iteung: " mangga kang..."
swaktu menuangkan scangkir jamu lirak lirik mata si amin melihat betis mulus si iteung yang waktu itu menggunakan kain selutut,iseng2 si amin tanya...
A :"neng, mau ga saya kasi gratis 2 ekor bebek?"
I :" hah?!?beneran kang?....mau kang...mau....."
A :" tapi ada syaratnya, aku mau lihat pahamu yang mulus itu dikittt...aja"
berpikirlah si iteung dalam hati, wah ga beres nie....tapi ga apalah cuma angkat rok dikit aja kok.....
ngak lama si iteung meangangkat kainnya, sampai pertengahan paha.TErbelalaklah sia min melihat barang yang putih mulus itu...makin penasaranlah dia....

A :" neng kalo saya kasi bebeknya 5 ekor mau ga?!?"
I :"hah?!?!yang bener kang?tapi ngak macam2 yahh??"
A :" ya ngakkk laahhhhhh.....cuma mau liat CD-nya dikit ajah....."
mikir lagi tuh si iteung, mayan da gw pulang2 bisa bawa 5 ekor bebek gratis cuma nongolin dikit doang CD gw....ya uda lah tanggung pikirnya.
dibukanya lah kedua paha si Iteung sehingga keliatan CD putihnya. tambah melotot pula mata si Amin, sebentar2 ngelap ilernya yg mulai menetes...tapi emang tukang bebek ga ada puasnyaaa...
A :"neng2...saya kasi bebek 15 mau ga?!?
I :"wahhhh, pasti syaratnya berat ya kang???"
A :"ahhh ngak kok...saya cuma mau ngelus2 n meremas2 CD muu..."
I :"ngak ahh kang,nanti keterusannnnnn..."
A: " ngakkkkk....ngakkk bakal keterusannnn serius dheee paling cuma 1 menitt...."
akhirnya stelah beberapa saat mikir, dengan terpaksa si iteung mengiklaskan cdnya dielus dan diremes2.setelah satu menit.....si iteung ngomong...

I: "kang sudah kang,stop....!!!!bebeknya saya kembalikan aja semua...!"
A:"lhaaa??kumaha..??kenapa emang???
I:"aku ngak mau bebek, mau BURUNG ajaaaa................!!

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super sonic siapa suw??akwkakakkwa.....

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ahh masa thread gw ksong gini....ga dibaca apa ya?akakkwakawkaw

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wkkakakakakak.. idiot.. emang ya,, bikin jadi candu itu --"

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apa sich han2 ..

gak jebo

hahahahahahahahha

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hi_rev mulai menarik perhatianhi_rev mulai menarik perhatianhi_rev mulai menarik perhatianhi_rev mulai menarik perhatian
aku jg mau donk jadi akangnya...=D

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swt... yg nepsong malah tukang jamunya
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Wkwkwk, jadi malah napsu tuh tukang jamunya...

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genit juga tuh tukang jamu nya..kwkwkwkwkkwk

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wah lain kali patut dicoba tuh. tukang bebeknya da siap kali taktinya kaya gitu

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15 bebek vs 1 burung

the winner is:

BURUNG!!!!!

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swt...
malah keenakan tukang jamunya...
minta lebih lagi...
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malah keenakan itu tukang jamu . wakkawakkaw ..
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wkwkwkw sadis mbok jamunya, kerangsang ama penjual bebek dia hahaha
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Lucu juga gan. .
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